Turned up to Jades house in the middle of the night whilst wearing antlers and incredibly intoxicated.
Was too scared to ask the man in the bank how you spell £350 in words so I just spelt it wrong. I used to be so clever, and now i think my brain doesn’t work properly.
I have £2 in my bank account until the middle of January. Currently going through my pockets finding bits of baccy because Tesco declined my card last night and all i want is a smoke.